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It’s becoming pretty obvious that I’m not going to be invited to this Kardashian wedding (mostly because it’s over). It’s quite a slight, especially since I religiously watched “The Kardashians” for a solid 3 weeks in the summer of 2010. Her loss really because she missed out on this exchange…

KK (her): Should I wear this crazy expensive jewel encrusted sweat band inspired thing around my head?

KK (me): No.

KK (her): But it’s in homage to screen legend Audrey Hepburn!

KK (me): Don’t pretend like you know what the word “homage” means.

And then there was the shoe buying debacle.

And of course this earthquake hits the East Coast and I feel nothing. Not even a few vibrations. I thought I might have felt some aftershocks and dove under our dining room table but it was only my washing machine on the spin cycle. On the upside, fresh scented laundry!

And now hurricane Irene is on her way. I wouldn’t mind hurricanes so much if they were less rainy. And less windy. With cooler names. Like Penelope.

And then I was reading Mama Pop (a very funny pop culture site) and oh my gosh, the devastation. Taylor Kitsch (Tim Riggins from “Friday Night Lights”) has cut off his stringy, sweaty, greasy, sexy, fabulous hair.

Obviously, a BEFORE picture is needed….

Source: Getty Images

I love that #33! And here is the after.. (BRACE YOURSELF LADIES!!)

Source: MTV Style

I know. He did it for some stupid movie role. Doesn’t he know he’s Tim Riggins for eternity? Now he just looks like some dumb dude named Tim. Or Taylor. Whatever.

The only thing that did cheer me up this week was that my friend Lanie sent me a real-I-swear-to-god autograph from Justin Bieber. Her sister-in-law covered his perfume launch (because no boy is going to wear Justin Bieber cologne) and she got me this….

And he even, sort of, almost spelled my name correctly.

Thank you Lanie and Debbie!

21 Responses to not the best week ever

  • Becky says:

    KK’s nuptials be damned – my husband took me to the Michael Kors store and bought me a wallet and purse for my birthday. Best. week. ever. (We’re not counting giving birth to our kids, right?)

  • Meg D says:

    Totally agree on the disastrous shearing of Tim Riggins (where was the breaking news alert on CNN for that one??) Have to say I’m kind of glad KK went with that God awful diamond headband because without it she would have been just a totally gorgeous, tasteful bride. And that is not what we pay her for!

  • Me? I like the “after” picture better. Go find yourself some other stringy, sweaty, greasy bad boy.

    And good luck with Irene. Looks like we’re ducking it down here, which is fine with me. It’s not the high winds and flooding that bother me so much as the thought of being trapped inside with bored kids for a day and a half.

  • Johanna says:

    Short hair does not due him justice.
    Good luck with 4 kids trapped inside in a hurricane. We were supposed to be on a sailboat off Newport celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary…instead we’ll stay home and talk about the wind , rain, and try to keep 2 kids entertained! πŸ™

  • Justin Bieber made a pen write your kinda name? Is it hanging over your fireplace mantle in a double glass box and did they also send you the pen he touched?
    He’s the guy on the Suite Life of Cory, right?

  • Melissa says:

    Maybe it’s just me, but I think that Tim Riggins just got even yummier. Seriously. What movie is he going to be in and when does it come out?!?!

  • Wendi says:

    I didn’t realize until now that you and Kim Kardashian have the same initials! Much more exciting than Ken Kesey or Krazy Kathy.

    Can you buy the Riggins hair on eBay? No reason.

  • anymommy says:

    Thank god for that lovely gift signature at the end because that was a lot of tragedy for one person to handle. Thumbs down on the jeweled head band AND the hair cut.

  • Brittany says:

    You know, Kelcey, I just started watching Friday Night Lights and I have become obsessed with Tim Riggins. Obsessed. His haircut is very upsetting.

    I’m going to go sit in the corner and cry now.

  • meaghan says:

    ok – even my husband is lamenting the Riggins haircut. It could be because the hub is folllicle-challenged and has less hair then Riggins #2… but either way it’s devastating.

  • tracey says:

    But Irene sounds so much better when you scream it into the wind. As in “Curse you IReeeeennnneee!!” See? Now try it with “Penelope.” Go on. Not so good, right?

  • Steph says:

    OMG. You crack me up. The juxtaposition of Tim Riggins & Justin Bieber hurts my head. I am in Riggins’ fan club and my barely teenage daughter is totally Bieber club.
    p.s. Here’s to hoping that Irene is as harmless as possible.

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