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At 4 pm today, I found myself sitting in my car in front of Trader Joe’s listening to the radio waiting for the Anthony Weiner press conference to start.

I needed to go inside and shop BUT I really needed to hear what the Congressman had to say about allegations he sent a photo of his bulging jockeys via Twitter to a college student.

I gave up and went inside.

And there I was throwing turkey meatballs into the cart when a friend emailed to say, “He admitted everything. Scumbag.”

If only I had been buying pigs in a blanket at the time.

In the dairy aisle, I texted Rick, “What did he lie about exactly? It’s him, right? Anything else?”

And my husband texted back, “Explain later. Busy with kids.”

I texted him again, “You need to get your priorities in order.” Kids. My gosh. A congressman is going down in flames here and he’s worried about our offspring.

I finally got the scoop once I was back in the car and could listen to the radio. In a desperate bid to save his political career, Congressman Anthony Weiner admitted it.

Yes, he sent that photo of his bulging crotch to a college student. He really meant to send it as a private, direct message but mistakenly posted it for everyone to see. It’s so sad when our public officials don’t know how to use Twitter properly.

And when they are horn dogs.

He confessed to exchanging messages and photos of an explicit nature with about six women over the last three years. Some after he got married.ย  But says he never had affairs with any of these women or even met them.

His wife wasn’t at the press conference. I think she had a work meeting to discuss her deep desire to KILL HER HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S SUCH A HORN DOG IDIOT.

Weiner is not resigning.

He was very apologetic for his destructive behavior. And seemed very sincere. But couldn’t really explain why he did it.

Turns out there might even be an x-rated photo out there of the Congressman.

Damn. With all these racy photos being dug up, I just wish he looked a little less like an accountant and a bit more like Bradley Cooper.

19 Responses to liar, liar, pants off on twitter: anthony weiner admits sending lewd photo

  • The whole thing is miserable. Miserable that a grown man doesn’t know how to use twitter, miserable that a grown man would think crotch shots are “hot,” miserable that this stupidity will tie up the news for days and days and weeks while the ice caps melt, budgets melt, schools implode, and Sarah Palin revs her engines. And it’s miserable that anyone gives a crap that Wiener (why, oh why isn’t his name Smith? Jones? Lebowitz?) thinks his crotch is hot. It’s not like he pulled an IMF-style assault; it’s not like he waltzed off on the government dime to “walk the appalachian trail” like that South Carolina idiot. Really it’s nobody’s business but his, his wife’s, and whomever is unlucky enough to see Tony’s weenie waggling at them in a twitter feed.

  • Lee says:

    Well, I for one, am dying to see the picture. I need a good laugh. Nothing funnier than old man weenie trying to heat up twitter.

  • Jennifer says:

    I am with Deborah and most of the rest of the people in this world. I mean really learn how to use twitter!! – oh and stop being such desperately pathetic horn dogs.

    Regarding Bradley Cooper. Have you seen the clip of him speaking French? Yum.

  • Lee says:

    Wait, so does that mean the ” denying girl ” is full of it too. BTW, just looked up the pic. Looks like he had one of your turkey meatballs in there ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Amy says:

    I think “pathetic horn dog” sums it up nicely.
    He will gum up the news, only because he’ll allow the girls he was sexting with (or whatever the kids call it these days) out of the woodwork one at a time until it all becomes too much. He’s still trying to stonewall. If this was my husband… ooh I’d kill him.

  • Jessica says:

    Wow, I’d think when you’re trying to DM a picture like that you’d check at least 10 times to make absolutely sure you’re doing it right. But I guess if he doesn’t have the common sense not to tweet it at all…

  • amourningmom says:

    Trader Joe’s is very customer service oriented. I am sure if you ask them to play the radio while you shop they would.

    I am with Magpie – you are my #1 news resource (sorry Rick). xoxo

  • Nelia says:

    He looks like a ferret to me. His wife is beautiful and hope she does wonderful karma to him….he deserves all the crap he will hopefully be receiving from her.

  • Bitsy says:

    Kelcey, even when I don’t have time and I’m reading nothing else, I come and read your posts. And I am never disappointed! You rock! Weiner does not.

  • Aunt Marcia (Guess Whose?) says:

    Why is everyone so surprised when these elected morons (sucking off the government tit on my dime) act like they worked at Screw Magazine instead of for the taxpayer? It’s fine for ‘ordinary’ men to act this way (and THEY ALL DO), but flashing your weiner around the country when you’re making laws and rules for all of us to obey; is not so smart. My bet is he’ll become famous with his own t.v. show (like Gov. Spitzer who was schtupping high priced hookers…..at the same time he was prosecuting them). Men probably should be banned from politics; I’d rather have a Sarah Palin in office than the 2-faced jerks we’re supporting now..

  • Valerie says:

    I find this whole thing totally hilarious. And your recap takes the cake! Thanks for making me laugh on an otherwise hot and miserable day here in Ohio. My only concern now- blackmail. I’ve actually avoided the news (so admittedly, I’m hearing it mostly here) but if there are pictures of this man in the nude isn’t that sort of bad for America?! In some way? I don’t know. Just a mom from Ohio who wishes we could have some better choices when election time comes around.

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