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Because my husband and I can’t banter about health care reform 24 hours a day, sometimes one of us brings up a different topic. Like the Oscars and its aftermath.

For starters, I still can’t believe that Jesse James cheated on Oscar winner Sandra Bullock with an anti-Semitic, tattoo covered stripper. He’s married to SANDRA BULLOCK. Did he realize that? I can only imagine that he forgot during some kind of tat-crazed inebriated state.

I guess it’s dangerous to marry a guy who was formerly wed to a porn star. Thankfully, I don’t have that problem with Rick. Mostly because I’m his first wife. And for the record, I don’t do a lot of porn films.

While mulling over Jesse James’ lack of judgment, it finally dawned on me that Farrah Fawcett was not honored at the Academy Awards. Despite making age defining, inspiring movies like “Logan’s Run,” “Extremities” and “Dr. T and the Women.”  Well, you know. The point is – she made some movies.

And she was famous. Really famous. Because my husband is such an movie brainiac, I knew I could commiserate with him.

“Rick, can you believe that Farrah Fawcett was left out of the “In Memoriam” at the Oscars?”

“Yes, I’ve read that some people are upset about that. I, however, am not one of them.”

“Why not? She… she… she… had such great hair.”

“Yes, but she was only in a few movies. She’s a TV actress. Let her be in the Emmy’s dead people thing.”

“I can imagine those words would really comfort her family.”

What is wrong with that guy?

Due to Rick’s lack of sensitivity on very important matters, I’m not even going to broach the subject of the most pressing and troubling issue on “Gossip Girl”… that watching Dan and Vanessa hook up is like watching those brother/sister Olympic ice dancing pairs. Something about it is just so disturbing. I beg the CW to please make it stop.

18 Responses to i can actually squeeze sandra bullock, farrah fawcett and gossip girl into one post

  • Jodi says:

    jesse james was an idiot, but i’m so sad that they are divorcing over it. come up, he hooked up with a stripper on his nasty couch in his office. they never even got a hotel. it was a bad choice, but it wasn’t a relationship, it was sex. farrah should have been in the oscars and dan should get back together with serena. she has no chemistry with nate. i liked her better with the psycho politician and how sad is it that chuck’s mom is going to betray him. clearly, pop culture is more interesting to me than the backyardigans and dora

  • misty says:

    some of the really random “who the heck is that???” people they do honor, though, kind of makes the Farrah Fawcett oversight a big one.

    As for Jesse James… wow. Classic case of someone who will never be happy or grateful for what he has. its pathetic really and I’m sad that such a well deserved and amazing time in her life has to be tainted by his self centered penis ignorance.

  • Kathy says:

    Dan and Vanessa are freaking me out too! And how can Chuck fake Mom do this to him…I don’t want to see Chuck Bass poor and possibly wearing jeans and a t-shirt some day!

  • Mo says:

    I’m guessing that the health reform banter that followed this discussion was tainted with undercurrents of dissatisfaction with Rick’s lack of sensitivity?

  • Crystal says:

    Seriously? I can NOT believe he’d cheat on her. She’s America’s Sweetheart for goodness sake! I think she needs to get together with Nichole Kidman and put a hex on him1 Oh, they’re not really witches? DAMN! I guess burning Jesse at the stake is out? Sorry, Gossip Girl is not one of my shows…but if you say its disturbing…i believe you!

  • Robyn says:

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one who was uncomfortable watching the sister give her brother “bedroom eyes” while ice dancing.


  • Christina Gondolfi says:

    I’m SO glad I’m not the only one who is uncomfortable watching the brother/sister skating pairs!

  • ErinB says:

    vanessa and dan both make me want to hurl most of the time so together its just f-ing brutal. did they bring a new “jack” on? he looked different?
    and jesse…I mean are we really surprised? maybe its not the first time he cheated…just the first time he got caught. pathetic

  • Diane says:

    Since I live in Austin, I feel qualified to speak on behalf of all married women here in expressing my disgust at Mr. Bullock’s behavior. All I can say is ‘what is wrong with people today?’ And – do they honestly think they won’t get caught? Not that it is any of my business, like health care , which is everyone’s concern, but I’ll leave those comments for another day.

  • Aunt Marcia (Guess Whose?) says:

    Jesse James’ behavior is the same as men all over…..they are NOT MONOGAMOUS. It is ‘sport fucking’ to them…and you women shouldn’t take it so seriously. If you want monogamy…marry a Swan….Their dumb mistake is embarrassing the wife by picking on big-mouthed sluts who have to brag about the famous person they schtupped…So next time guys….just go to the high priced hookers who don’t save sexy text messages or cum stained dresses and you’ll be ‘safer’. WIVES….GROW UP…There’s lots of reasons to get divorced, your husband finding another temporary sex outlet isn’t one of them. It’s just a small bump in the rocky road of life.

  • ewe_are_here says:

    Yick. I couldn’t believe he cheated on Sandra Bullock with that scary looking tattoed creature… but I guess that’s his ‘other’ type.

    At the other extreme, this week’s Gossip Girl aired here tonight … and it was indeed a little creepy seeing Dan and Vanessa hooking up.

  • ~Laura says:

    I think the former porn star wife thing should of been a tip off to Sandra. But, you can’t blame a girl for trying right? Poor thing and for it to happen at what should be an amazing point in her life. JJ=Scum.

  • Nap Warden says:

    I keep asking myself why Sandra B. married that guy? You don’t marry a porn guy. Once a porn guy, always a porn guy. The chick he cheated with…I’m scared of her:O

  • The threesome thing on GG was horrifying. Particularly since Hillary Duff was involved… And I find the whole Jesse James scandal mystifying. But then I must admit, the porn star ex was a bit of a red flag…

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