You know those features where you get to look in a celebrity’s purse and they always have coconut infused flaxseed oil lip balm, $400 designer sunglasses, an organic low fat power bar, natural spring water flown in by private jet from the Swiss Alps and a Hermès scarf.
And you’re like… really?! Because seriously, where is the chewed up gum wrapped up in a tissue that your kid handed you but you couldn’t find a trashcan so you threw it in your bag? Or the cheese stick that’s 3 days old? Or the Tower Records gift certificate from 1996?
Well, last night I cleaned out my purse and I just wanted to give you a peek as to what was inside…
And a closer look…
Yes, one kids sock (because that will come in so handy)
3 cans of mints (If you want to become a mint hoarder, you have to start somewhere!)
Plastic cups (obviously from when I smuggled alcohol into a viewing of Magic Magic XXL and no it didn’t really make the movie better.)
A 2014 calendar (in case I really want to know what I was doing 365 days ago)
An old coffee stirrer stick
Crumpled up garbage
3 pounds of change
I’m guessing you’re pretty overwhelmed by the glamour of my purse. Feel free to replicate.