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Jan
01
2010

Things I’ve been doing in the last two weeks of December while my favorite shows have been in repeats or off the air.

1. Clearly not sending out holiday cards. Penciled that in for January.

2. Trying to figure out who Kendra Wilkinson is and why every gossip mag cares that she had a baby.

3. Finally watched a few minutes of the Kardashians for the first time but had to turn it off because Bruce Jenner freaked my sh*t out.

4. Obsessively watching the first season of “Friday Night Lights” which is the most fantastic show ever. EVER, PEOPLE. On the airplane to and from Atlanta, I watched 4 episodes and now Rick must catch up before I can watch anymore. I’ve told him to skip work and focus only on watching the DVDs but so far he refuses to do so. Must hover over him until he finally bends to my will.

5. Watched the Zac Efron/Matthew Perry movie, “17 Again.” Actually paid for this movie on demand. Completely enjoyed it. Wondered who the old guy playing the dad was and then realized, hey, that’s Matthew Perry and he’s my age. Started wondering if I looked that old.

6. Thought about sending out those holiday cards but realized that we lost our address list when we moved. Figure out how to create a new address list in January.

7. Ate 10,000 pounds of pumpkin pie and holiday cookies. Felt nauseous and guilty from said indulgence. Still feel better about myself than Tiger Woods or Charlie Sheen.

8. Contemplated why Reese Whitherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up when they are obviously meant to be. Wondered why Kate Hudson and A-Rod ever went out in the first place. Spent time accepting that it’s sad to be investing in the love lives of strangers. Even if they are celebrities.

9. Thought about making a New Year’s Resolution list but that is so 2009. 2010 is all about what I’ve been doing while my favorite shows have been off the air.

10. Realize that I now have no resolutions so I must steal them from other funny bloggers.

Happy New Year everyone! Wishing you an ultra fabulous new year!! xo

P.S. Yes, I really have watched “Gary Unmarried.” No, you should not bother watching this show unless you wonder what Jay Mohr looks like in a white t shirt while eating barbeque and reciting dumb lines.

mama bird notes:

Contributing mama Karen Palmer Bland writes about bathing her four kiddos. Well, make that not bathing her kids. If you have ever felt guilty about skipping the bath, you must read this piece. Click on contributing mamas to read more.


18 Responses to what to do when there’s no new episodes of “gary unmarried”

  • Abby Siegel says:

    Gary Unmarried is a stupid show. You should spend that time calling me back so we can actually talk on the phone!!!! I can help you solve number 10 on your list (which looks like maybe it should be number 8) amongst other things. That way you may get invited back to Club Bud for some R and R. xoxo

  • Lauren says:

    LOVE Friday Night Lights. It is one of the best shows on TV and I can’t wait for new episodes! Great writing, really good acting, awesome all around. Just had to let you know that I completely agreed on that one!

  • Wendi says:

    You are hilarious. You don’t need to steal a thing.

    And I think the producers of “Gary Unmarried” should send you a fruit basket to thank you for being their only viewer.

  • ErinB says:

    I have never heard of Gary Unmarried…you should spend your time getting up to speed on GLEE. I am telling you its fabulous!
    PS I wish I never heard of Kendra. UGH.
    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! xo

  • Kathy says:

    Happy New Year! I was so excited to be back in the states to read all the mags and she is everywhere and I don’t care about her I’m so bummed I want good gossip!

  • christy says:

    I know – Bruce Jenner is just so weird! I’ve only seen a snippet once or twice, but eww freaky. Hope you have a great new year and you are totally just as funny as Wendi without copying her! I love both of your blogs so much!

  • Jen says:

    Hysterical post Kelcey. You’ve inspired me to netflix Friday Night Lights, especially since I now live in TX and these folks are all about football…been wondering about Kendra and baby as well, figured she was one of Hugh’s gals with a show on E!
    Happy New Year Folbaums! Here’s to good health, peace and prosperity!

  • Jen says:

    Loved this post Kelcey. You’ve inspired me to netflix Friday Night Lights, especially since I now live in TX and these folks are all about football…been wondering about Kendra and baby as well, figured she was one of Hugh’s gals with a show on E!
    Happy New Year Folbaums! Here’s to good health, peace and prosperity!

  • I think Gary Unmarried is playing here for the first time now. It’s summertime tv at the mo, so I suspect the ratings weren’t great. Haven’t watched. Too busy watching Season 3 of The Tudors on DVD. LOVE it!

    Have not heard of Friday Night Lights. Not sure if we have it here in Oz. I mean really, we’re just getting around to fitting out the place with traffic lights. Thank goodness the kangaroos holding the stop signs can go back to the wild now. 😉

    Happy New Year.

  • scrappysue says:

    i loved 17 again too – surprisingly! i totally forgot it was zac efron and just enjoyed it. not that i EVER watched girls of the playboy mansion, but kendra was the queen bee of the LAST lot of blond haired, fake boobed bevvy of heff’s, but i’m fairly sure you know that by now. i’m wondering why her baby didn’t have a heart attack on the spot when he took that first look at her boobs!

  • Aunt Marcia (Guess Whose?) says:

    Kelcey, you have too much time on your hands if you’re watching so much dumb t.v. Adopt a child…or take in laundry…Read a book or write one. Have an Affair or attend one.


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