I’m not that big on singing reality shows. I’ve only watched a few minutes of American Idol (my lack of respect for this show has obviously at times pushed my marriage to the brink) but The Voice is sucking me in. I think it has to do with some kind of centrifugal force from Christina Aguilera’s always present insane boobs.
Isn’t she just a wonderful role model for our young girls with her hoochie mama outfits? But to her credit, I’m sure she is lifting the folding fan industry out of economic woes. You’d think her outfits would keep her cool enough but those lights must be super hot!
But I really like The Voice because the judges are nice to the contestants. They don’t bring on people to just make fun of them. The contestants all have some degree of talent and the judges seem actually saddened and supportive when someone doesn’t make it past the blind auditions.
It’s like the kinder, gentler music competition and I like it. It’s a show I can actually show my 5 and 8-year-old girls as long as I explain that there is better breast support out there for women.
What I can’t figure out is why it’s so hard for the contestants to pick a coach. I mean, don’t you immediately know who you would choose?
Rick said he would definitely pick Cee Lo Green. (Frankly, I’m surprised he has time to think about a judge since he’s so busy singing along with all the contestants.)
I do think Cee Lo Green is very cool and talented but seems a little off his rocker. Something to do with the parrot.
Christina is too busy with her fan.
Blake is very sweet and charming but I need a coach who understands my deep appreciation for Florence and the Machine. Or rather One Direction. Whatever.
In my opinion, Adam Levine is the obvious choice because he’s a hot, sensitive rocker with tattoos. Oh and also because he’d bring my voice to the next level.
So who would you pick? And you can’t say Keith Urban. Wrong show.