1. I learned that bartenders/waitresses with big breasts get bigger tips:
My husband and I ate at a fantastic restaurant while in Margate, NJ this past weekend. We sat at the bar and our server was a very nice woman with very large breasts. And her top allowed for a lovely presentation of previously mentioned breasts. At the end of the meal, my husband paid and then I took a quick look at the credit card receipt.
Me: Why did you give her like a 27% tip?
Rick: Did I? I didn’t realize. Well, the service and food were great.
Me: I think 20% would have really sent that message. Let’s go before you give her any more of our cash. Or our car. Or our life savings.
2. I learned that it’s very hard to nurse two babies in a minivan at a rest stop on the Garden State Parkway.
Despite the size of the dream minivan, there just wasn’t ample room to nurse them both comfortably. But somehow we got it done.
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kelcey kintner
If Rick didn’t give you at least 27%, too, I’d start calling lawyers.
haha Love it Jennifer. Yes, definitely 27% for allowing him to take a pic of u nursing the twins while at said rest stop. He’s probably just jealous because they’re ‘for the babies’ right now. 🙂
For 27%, I hope she nursed your entire family.
i just love the 3 different expressions: that looks like chase, chowin’ down, quite happy, harlowe has a little furrowed brow, and you’re probably wondering when someone outside of your car will notice what’s going on, and can they drink faster please! love that blue pillow tho – looks like it’s doin the job! did your babies tip you 27% too?
I just had the same tipping conversation with my husband! He was about to leave like a 30% tip but I’m terrible and I made him take some back….so he only left like 24%. Yes, our waitress was pretty but come on! 🙂
Maybe the bartender could help you out next time.
You are AMAZING!! Forget the waitress boobs, CHECK YOU OUT! Amazing.
I can’t tell if that look on your face is from the tight space in the minivan or the 27%….
Well I hope you got a tip for your mammary excellence. Here’s one from another minivan momma – sit in the 2nd row captain chairs for maximum comfort! Can stretch out a little more.
That is simply the most hilarious picture I’ve ever seen. Mostly because of what’s NOT seen. Just that sliver of your expression and the babies’ positioning says it all.
Shouldn’t someone be feeding you a drink while you’re feeding the babes?
you are truly amazing!
the pics are hilarious. lol
Hmph. I’d like to see big boob waitress do that! I think you deserve at least 27%!
Love that nursing pic. You are impressive!
I remember sitting on a cooler trying to nurse my baby on while we were driving on the PA turnpike. She was strapped in her car seat– screaming. Good times!
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The look on your face is awesome. I also nursed at a rest stop recently and was super-annoyed that we had to stop. I have successfully nursed a baby while said baby was strapped into a carseat while cruising along at 65 mph. I would not recommend this with twins, but just throwing it out there in case you feel like wrenching your neck and contorting your back for fun.
When I saw the title I expected you to enlighten me, and let me know that not everyone at the Jersey Shore is orange.
I love surprises!
So, is everyone there orange?
so that’s like 13 1/2% for each boob? Do you suppose she factored that in to the price of the augmentation? Like amortizing the price of a REALLY expensive pair of shoes over the 15 years you’ll wear them?
i too have done the twist and stretch maneuver to feed the screamer while he was strapped in the safety seat. ouch. and not just my back!
As someone who tried–and failed–to get a latch with ONE baby (three months, I tried!), I can’t tell you how impressed I am with this nursing-twins-in-the-minivan trick. I think, any time you start experiencing any self-doubt, you just need to take a look at this picture for a reality check. You are a Super Mom!!!!
Did Brad Pitt take those photos of you? He can’t get enough of the double-breastfeeding action. I didn’t take him for a minivan driver, though.
I love that you busted him. G would have done the same thing. And maybe have wanted a picture with her.
I think it’s VERY clear that you need to get a job as a bartender. Then see how Rick enjoys your D-size tips.
You are superwoman!
I’m a little disappointed this post included the words “Jersey Shore”, but there was no picture of Rick showing off his abs with his hair spiky.
Am in awe of your ability to nurse two in the car. I’ve got twins, now 8, who I nursed until they were one, but never managed it in the car. Did the football hold at home on the couch but somehow in the car it was a one to one matter.
I’m also in awe of your awesome ability! I had a hard time trying to nurse just one child at a time in the car, which of course happened more times than I’d like to remember – emergency feedings in the car at the worst times were not that fun for me!
I love this pic! (I am from the Jersey Shore and I am not orange, btw. :))