I’m sure you’ve been wondering what I’ve been doing while recovering from surgery. Mostly 4 things….
1. Trying to untwist one of those double layered tops from the cult store Justice. If you don’t have tween girls – let me explain. They sell these tops that are really 2 shirts but sewn together at the shoulder. So after you wash and dry it, the 2 tops are twisted together like a Rubik’s cube. It’s maddening…
2. I’ve also been trying to trademark “This Sick Beat” before Taylor Swift. But she beat me to it. She even trademarked another one of her lyrics, “Party like it’s 1989!” which really sucks because that was my new life motto and I just had it tattooed over my belly button.
3. I also started an epic letter writing campaign to prevent Ray Romano from marrying Sarah on the series finale of “Parenthood.” While everyone was stocking up on tissues for the final show of this at times depressing but very well done drama, I was trying to urgently prevent the inevitable joining of Hank and Sarah in matrimony.
The couple has zero on screen chemistry and they should just let her marry Adam Braverman who plays her brother but is actually her boyfriend in real life. A sibling marriage would really shake things up in the final episode.
Anyway, the finale just aired and obviously my letter writing campaign was a bust. Mostly because the only people who wrote letters were me and some sibling marriage advocate out in Duluth.
But the finale was very sweet and well done. And of course sad. Mostly sad because of Drew’s little mustache but other stuff too. But I really liked the FNL Jason Street cameo in one of the last scenes. If only they had worked in Coach Taylor too.
4. Finally, I also wrote a few articles on Lifetime Moms like why parents really dread making school lunches…
And why there is no point moving to France now because you won’t be allowed to name your kid Nutella…
I hope these cheer you up from your “Parenthood” is over blues.