1. Plethora of tattoo parlors:
Me: “I would totally get a tattoo. Mostly because I think it will make me look more like Angelina Jolie. You?”
Rick: “I’m not sure I would.”
Me: “Because you’re Jewish?”
Me: “Because you’re a pu$$y?”
Me: “Then why not?”
Rick: “Not sure I could come up with something significant enough.”
Me: “As if, ‘My Wife Hearts Justin Bieber’ isn’t significant enough.
2. Opportunities to brush up on your pole dancing:
3. Hotel bars with beds and pools:
(Lice, bed bugs and a cocktail!)
4. Most popular breakfast menu item is “Chicken & Waffles.”
As described on the menu… “Buttermilk marinated fried chicken over a fresh cooked waffle, served with whipped butter and maple syrup.”
5. This is what people drink at 10 am:
Yes, those are two Coronas. In his fishbowl size drink.