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the five absolute coolest things about leaving your kids and going to south beach. pole dancing is obviously one of them.
1. Plethora of tattoo parlors:
Me: “I would totally get a tattoo. Mostly because I think it will make me look more like Angelina Jolie. You?”
Rick: “I’m not sure I would.”
Me: “Because you’re Jewish?”
Rick: “No.”
Me: “Because you’re a pu$$y?”
Rick: “No.”
Me: “Then why not?”
Rick: “Not sure I could come up with something significant enough.”
Me: “As if, ‘My Wife Hearts Justin Bieber’ isn’t significant enough.
2. Opportunities to brush up on your pole dancing:
3. Hotel bars with beds and pools:
(Lice, bed bugs and a cocktail!)
4. Most popular breakfast menu item is “Chicken & Waffles.”
As described on the menu… “Buttermilk marinated fried chicken over a fresh cooked waffle, served with whipped butter and maple syrup.”
5. This is what people drink at 10 am:
Yes, those are two Coronas. In his fishbowl size drink.
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Oh I’m so jealous. Have a libation for me–but no lice, please!
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Ewww, that’s gross all around.
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With a drink that size, a bed is helpful… it makes passing out so much easier.
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……….Until ya pass out, roll off & DROWN !!!!!!
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That’s a classy looking drink! I’m gonna get it tattooed on me!
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Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve been to South Beach. You’re obviously having fun!
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I so want a tattoo. But I don’t want lice. Does this have to be a package deal? And by the way, look at how tiny and adorable you are.
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I’m thinking you need to consider a change in direction. That pole dancing pose screams big money to me.
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Looks like fun! Did you get the tatoo or one of the drinks? xoxo
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Talk about hair of the dog(s)!
You could totally rock that pole in your leather pants. You look fab!
xo
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You had me at “leaving your kids”.
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I must be getting OLD. I’ve been in Florida now for almost 2 months and am still eating oatmeal and banana for breakfast and drinking coffee. Have fun Kelcey…some photos please of the cute little ones in bathing suits.
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So I have about 40 minutes to buy Coronas, find a fishbowl, and figure out wtf is in that concoction and then I will be cool. It seems like a no fail recipe for ultimate coolness. I mean, look at that guy…could he be any cooler?!
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you could get lice tattooed on the back of your neck and artfully scattered down your shoulders. Tasteful, discreet, and your pole dancer name could be Kelicey!
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Next time, I hope you bring a wind machine to more fully reenact the stripper ads!
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Jealous! I’d really like to try one of those two Corona drinks with a side of chicken and waffles.
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TOO funny!
Those are a hugely popular drink here! Dos-a-ritas (Dos XX) or Corona-ritas
I’m not a fan.
Chicken and Waffles – salty and sweet
Perfect with a massive dose of alcohol 
Hope y’all had a blast, sweets.
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