The other night I had a dream that I was pregnant with twins and Scott Disick was the father. Yeah, that would be a lot to handle.
Six weeks ago, I had never even heard of Scott Disick. But thanks to a lot of nighttime nursing, I’m now totally up to speed on this guy.
In case you don’t spend your days and nights keeping up with the Kardashians, Scott is a guy on the show who dresses like Alex P. Keaton and enjoys shoving hundred dollar bills in waiter’s mouths when he’s violently drunk. He’s also the boyfriend of one of the Kardashian girls.
Clearly I need to cut back on the amount I watch this program.
I mean, if I’m going to dream about having twins (again), then I want Coach Taylor of “Friday Night Lights” to be the baby daddy.
Have you all been watching FNL this season? A bit dark. But even when it’s depressing, it’s still one of the best shows on television. And Tami Taylor is the most incredible mom EVER. She always knows exactly what to say. I really tried to channel the wisdom of Tami Taylor today.
It was the first day of camp for Dylan. I knew my sweet, beautiful 5 year-old Dylan would torture me. And she did. At first, she refused to go, barricading herself in her playroom.
Once I finally got her to camp, she screamed, cried and held on to my shirt so tight, I thought she was going to rip it off me. After I finally extricated myself from her grasp and left her at camp, I cried for 15 minutes. It was just horrible to leave my child in that kind of distress, even though I knew she’d be ok.
Of course, when I picked her up, she seemed quite energetic and joyful.
I kept waiting for the… “Oh mom. I’m so sorry about earlier. I just was so nervous. But once again, you were right. I had a fabulous day. Everyone was so nice. Camp is totally fun. Sorry about stretching out your shirt like that. Can you believe I did that?! You really are a great mom. Just as impressive as that fictional Tami Taylor. Just do me a favor…. don’t have another set of twins with Scott Disick.”
Turns out, she didn’t say any of that.
She was just happy. And that’s all I needed.