OMG I love Michael Phelps. I can’t wait to see him win more gold at the Olympics. Go PHELPS!!!!!
Hold on a second… who the f*ck is that hottie who just won gold in the 400 meter individual medley? I didn’t even know there were other American swimmers, never mind a Channing Tatum!
Ryan Lochte wears braces? That’s kind of dorky and sweet.
Wait… that’s just a patriotic diamond grill in his mouth? I dig the American spirit but WAY cheesy dude. This is the Olympics. Get classy.
But still, look at that body.
I’m totally following him on Twitter.
Did he just tweet “Good morn LOCHTE NATION!!!” Please don’t do that again Ryan. What is wrong with you?
Okay, he’s not so good at interviews and I don’t anticipate him winning a Rhodes Scholarship anytime soon.
I wish he would stop talking.
He has a signature exclamation? This is a disturbing development. It’s “Jeah!” I really don’t understand what is happening.
Oh my god, he uses #jeah as a hashtag. This is torture.
He sells workout videos? Hey, Suzanne Somers Lochte, you are supposed to do that after your career takes a dive.
Did he just tweet, “everyone is selling dreams until u can buy one”? Ryan, even you don’t know what the hell that means.
He describes his design style as a mix of rock star and hip hop. What?!
Please get back in the water. Quit your talking and just get back in the water.
You know I always liked that Michael Phelps.