My two older daughters (age 6 and 8) are obsessed with The Brady Brunch which is fine by me because it’s sweet to watch a 60’s housewife married to a darling gay man.
It airs on INSP network which is some kind of inspiration network originally founded by Christian televangelist Jim Bakker but I pretended it was founded by Alice the housekeeper.
I don’t know who is watching The Brady Bunch besides my daughters but clearly TV executives think a lot of older people are because many of the ads are directed at seniors. My girls now know more about reverse mortgages, medical alert bracelets and AARP auto insurance than kids in middle school!
And then one day my daughter Dylan said to me…
“Does daddy want to lose weight?”
“I think he would love to lose a few pounds if he can. Why?” I asked.
“Because I saw this exercise machine commercial during The Brady Brunch and one woman lost 80 pounds and I just thought daddy would want to know about it in case he wants to buy it.”
“Hmmm… I don’t think he’s looking to lose 80 pounds but I’ll totally tell him. I really wish you girls would fast forward through the commercials.”
“We don’t want to miss any of the show.”
“Alright, well then keep me updated on the reverse mortgages.”
mama bird diaries:
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