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So just to clarify a few things or sort of clarify them or maybe not at all….

1. Tami Taylor’s (aka Connie Britton’s) boobs are actually real. I know they looked fake in that photo I posted but if you watch “Friday Night Lights,” they look very authentic. And my husband (who has a minor from Syracuse in spotting plastic surgery and toupees) also thinks they are the real deal.

2. Yes, of course, I think Tim Riggins is hot too. I mean, does anyone not? And he’s in his late 20’s so it’s not like he’s REALLY in high school.

3. In news unrelated to “Friday Night Lights” my dad is now on Facebook. This is his profile picture…

I don’t know. Do you think I look like him? A little in the eyes, right?

4. Ok. So Paula is off “American Idol.” Ellen is on. Simon will soon be off. Kara is somehow inexplicably still on (although my cousin Wendi loves her). And Randy is just chilling in the mix with his dawg pound. And that’s before any of the contestants get involved. See, this is why I only watch “Project Runway.” January 14th fashionistas. In New York City.  Suck it, LA.  Ok… I’m sorry. I’m just jealous of your weather.  Really ridiculously jealous.

5. Is Paris Hilton’s new perfume ad aimed at toddlers because she’s morphed into the Little Mermaid…

I plan to have Dylan and Summer wearing Siren by Paris Hilton before the week is out.

6. I recently read an article that newscasters are grappling with how to refer to the new decade and whether to say, “two thousand ten” or “twenty ten.”  And imagine my good fortune that I am married to a newscaster and I can immediately find out how Rick is dealing with this enormous dilemma.

Me:  So Rick, are you saying two thousand ten or twenty ten on the air when referring to the new year?

Rick:  Umm… I just say both.

Me:  Oh I like it. Keeping it spicy. Keeping them on their toes.  They don’t know what’s coming.

Rick:  Uh… yeah. I guess so.

7. So I’m in Florida. And I refuse to complain about the weather. Although if I were to complain, it might be because it’s in the 30’s when I wake up in the morning and I have to wear a coat.  But it’s been very sunny, so I’ll just be grateful. And at least I don’t have to put on a swimsuit.

Isn’t it weird to end a list with 7?!  I’m over at The Mouthy Housewives today dispensing advice that I’m absolutely sure you can’t live without. Like how to handle a less than ideal babysitter.  Enjoy!

16 Responses to tami taylor is for real and other way important stuff

  • Mo says:

    You aren’t that similar in appearance to your dad at all. Matter of fact, and I’m going to push the boat right out here, to my highly trained eye your dad looks like a penguin.

  • Parents love reality TV. Their favorites are American Idol, Dancing with the Stars and So You Think You Can Dance. Oh yeah – and America’s Got Talent. They used to watch Survivor – but that fell by the wayside at some point.

    Like you – I only watch Project Runway. And thank you for answering my question about when it airs this week.

    I love the idea of your girls wearing Siren. It will go perfectly for the Paris approved low rise jeans that you see in kids’ stores now.

  • Jennifer H says:

    Dontcha think that Siren is an ironic (hilariously so) name for Paris Hilton’s fragrance, given that she’s familiar with the sound of police sirens and spent a little time in the slammer? Okay, maybe it’s just me, then. 🙂

  • Becky says:

    You are too fantastic for words. Ann and I were talking about the greatness that is Kelcey at Cupcake. Were your ears burning? Or was that just the sensation from Paris’s creepy perfume?

  • SoMi's Nilsa says:

    Is Project Runway really starting in a few days? That’s fantastic! My hubs and I were watching another show last night and they had a PR commercial on. But, it said to check your local listings for when it starts. WTF?! Can’t you just tell me? So, thank you for clearing up the haze!

  • ErinB says:

    Thank God for PR coming back. You should have named this post “I am in florida…suckers” I mean, yeah, its not exactly HOT there but any place with no snow is kinda nice :-} enjoy!!!!

  • sara says:

    Omg – hilarious post K! I can totally picture writing that just laughing out loud at yourself… Keep em comin!!!!! and ENJOY your SUNSHINE dammit!!!!!

  • Jacquie says:

    Since you’re on a Friday Night Lights roll, let’s post a picture of Riggins for those who aren’t familiar w/him!! and really, this Paris ad, if her hair was red she could just be Ariel. What were they thinking??

  • e says:

    THANK you for defending Tami/Connie. Fake books are fine and all but when you have the real deal, it must be known. I think FL has made you even funnier. But don’t move….

  • Aunt Marcia (Guess Whose?) says:

    I’m in Florida also…..Didn’t know you converted to being Jewish. Have you eaten at Wolfies yet? How many Early Bird specials have you gone to? I’m keeping warm by wearing my 1 Winter Outfit I came down in from San Francisco….and been doing a wash every day. Come visit…I’m in Hollywood, right on the beach (still has sand on it; no snow yet).

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