When I was a kid, I didn’t want a dog like so many of my friends.
Mostly because we already had one.
What I wanted was a monkey.
This was not a passing phase.
I adored that Every Which Way But Loose movie.
I was obsessed with the work of Jane Goodall.
I had a million stuffed monkeys.
And I can still make a monkey sound that would win competitions if they held monkey sound competitions.
My childhood longing for a monkey would only be equaled one day by my teenage desire for a Suzuki Jeep.
I never got either which is so sad. Especially because can you imagine how damn cool I would have been driving around in my Suzuki Jeep with a monkey in the passenger seat?! Do monkeys wear seat belts? I don’t know! If only my parents had loved me more and bought me the things I really needed, I would know important stuff like that.
So when Samsung asked me if I would show a video that featured monkeys and their new refrigerator, it was like the universe was speaking directly to me. I love monkeys. I have a healthy respect for refrigerators. How could I say no? So here it is…
To recap the video,
That looks like a really nice fridge.
That house has the worst security system ever.
And by the way, now that I basically have 4 monkeys and one more on the way, I no longer desire one of these primates. So seriously don’t send me one.
This post is sponsored by Samsung.