somebody has got to clean the toilet bowl

“Hey is Rosanna (the cleaning woman) coming today?” my husband asks.

“No. Next week.”

“But it looks like the toilets need to be cleaned.”

“Oh my gosh. Do you think our toilets only get cleaned every two weeks? Have you thought this for the 12 years we’ve been together?” I ask.

Silence.

I continue.

“I clean them. All the time. So they don’t get that ring around the bowl or whatever that thing is. I have been doing it for more than a decade.”

“I never knew that,” says Rick. “Thanks for doing that.”

“No problem.”