A few weeks ago, my LinkedIn account (which I haven’t logged onto in a very very long time) got hacked. I knew because I started getting emails from people wondering if I was truly a mystery shopper.
Damn, I knew I shouldn’t have padded my resume with all that fake mystery shopper experience!
Apparently, all my LinkedIn contacts received a lifetime opportunity to make more than 2 thousand dollars a month by being an outstanding mystery shopper who helps evaluate customer service and sales efforts for clients in the USA.
That does sounds exciting! I suddenly imagined myself in dark sunglasses and a trench coat (wait – a trench coat sounds shady like I could be a flasher). Okay, dark sunglasses and a black shiny cat woman suit ducking in and out of designer clothing racks secretly recording the comments of cranky, hungover sales clerks. I would be a millionaire!
Despite my deep longing to live a life of mystery and intrigue, I knew my efforts would be sabotaged by my loud children who would say things like, “Mom! Why are you wearing that shiny cat woman suit and hiding behind the evening dresses?! Can we go now? I’m hungry. I’m thirsty. I have a paper cut. I have a stomach ache. Why are we still in this store? Can you buy us something?”
So I decided to give it all up and just continue my normal life. I changed my LinkedIn password to something tricky like “AdamLevineIsMyExBoyfriend” and went on with my life.
Except that I’m now inexplicably locked out of my LinkedIn account and my emails to support go unanswered.
Which means LinkedIn must hate mystery shoppers and Maroon 5.
It’s still summertime and I’ve been working on two reviews for you at Alpha Mom. First, I’ve got a review of 8 great sunglasses that will actually protect your kid’s eyes…
And also on Alpha Mom, a review of kids’ goggles that we absolutely swear won’t leak…
Enjoy these sunny days. xo