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Jul
10
2014

Ryan Gosling is expecting a baby with Eva Mendes! As I mentioned on Twitter and why aren’t you following me on Twitter, this seriously complicates my future imaginary relationship with him.

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I’m thinking that maybe he doesn’t see all the benefits of being with me….

 

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vs Eva…

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(Honestly, it’s like we are twins.)

So here are some things for Ryan Gosling to mull over before he commits to a future with Eva…

I might not have that sexy Latin vibe but I do have that waspy tennis vibe.

I already have a husband so when Ryan’s away on his fancy movie shoots, I won’t be lonely!

Eva might be in movies but I go to movies! (Oh crap, I don’t even do that.)

Mendes is on Maxim’s Hot 100 and she’s has been named as one of People’s Most Beautiful at Every Age. I, on the other hand, won a high school typing award in the 80’s. I don’t mention it all that often because I don’t like to intimidate you all.  

Eva was born in Miami. And I live in the Miami area which is not better at all so delete that one.

He likes older women. Eva is only 40. He can do older!! I am older!!

Like all the women he has dated… Sandra Bullock, Rachel McAdams, Eva Mendes… I am a brunette. I mean, I could be. Give me 20 minutes and a box of L’Oreal Paris.

Yes, Eva’s now 7 months pregnant with his baby but I have been pregnant for a total of 36 months in my life so 36 is more than 7… so there.

Okay, I think I’ve proven that I am a worthy contender. Ryan, I’m waiting for your decision. Our imaginary future depends on it.


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