It’s becoming pretty obvious that I’m not going to be invited to this Kardashian wedding (mostly because it’s over). It’s quite a slight, especially since I religiously watched “The Kardashians” for a solid 3 weeks in the summer of 2010. Her loss really because she missed out on this exchange…
KK (her): Should I wear this crazy expensive jewel encrusted sweat band inspired thing around my head?
KK (me): No.
KK (her): But it’s in homage to screen legend Audrey Hepburn!
KK (me): Don’t pretend like you know what the word “homage” means.
And then there was the shoe buying debacle.
And of course this earthquake hits the East Coast and I feel nothing. Not even a few vibrations. I thought I might have felt some aftershocks and dove under our dining room table but it was only my washing machine on the spin cycle. On the upside, fresh scented laundry!
And now hurricane Irene is on her way. I wouldn’t mind hurricanes so much if they were less rainy. And less windy. With cooler names. Like Penelope.
And then I was reading Mama Pop (a very funny pop culture site) and oh my gosh, the devastation. Taylor Kitsch (Tim Riggins from “Friday Night Lights”) has cut off his stringy, sweaty, greasy, sexy, fabulous hair.
Obviously, a BEFORE picture is needed….
Source: Getty Images
I love that #33! And here is the after.. (BRACE YOURSELF LADIES!!)
Source: MTV Style
I know. He did it for some stupid movie role. Doesn’t he know he’s Tim Riggins for eternity? Now he just looks like some dumb dude named Tim. Or Taylor. Whatever.
The only thing that did cheer me up this week was that my friend Lanie sent me a real-I-swear-to-god autograph from Justin Bieber. Her sister-in-law covered his perfume launch (because no boy is going to wear Justin Bieber cologne) and she got me this….
And he even, sort of, almost spelled my name correctly.