Have you noticed that everything on the E! channel is “Super New?” Not just new. I would never waste my time on a show that’s just new. It must be “Super New.”
I just want you all to know that this blog post is “Super New” too. It’s because I care.
By the way, after watching multiple episodes of “Keeping up with the Kardashians” in the early morning hours while I nurse, it is still not entirely clear to me the difference between Kim, Khloe and Kourtney or how their hair is always so shiny. And shouldn’t their brother Robert be named Kyle or Ken? Yes, despite my deep deep fatigue, I still have time to mull over these things.
Back in my land where I’m the only “K” name, I’ve been stressing over the twins getting sick. First Harlowe got a cold. And then of course, Chase caught it too. The doctor told me to try to keep the twins apart….
Umm…. Ok. I’ll try.
Anyway, both seem to be doing much better now so I’m quite relieved.
I’ve done some small outings with the four kids. Today, my sitter and I brought them to the pool club. Of course, we didn’t get there til 5 pm. I think we were aiming for noon or something.
Everyone kept coming up to me at the pool and saying, “You’re so brave to be out with the twins. I can’t believe you’re here.” Brave? Really? It’s not like I just climbed the Seven Summits. I mean, I drove two miles to our pool club (after about 8 hours of prep time). I’m not sure that qualifies as brave.
I think my proudest moment is when I manage to feed the twins bottles at the same time. I know there are purists who say you should only bottle feed one baby at a time (and I understand why) but that doesn’t leave me time in the day to pee, so sometimes I have to double up. But it’s not the easiest thing to do…
Ok I’d write more but I must eat ice cream and sleep. Yes, those are my priorities. In that order.