Comments on: my morning in the ladies’ room http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/my-morning-in-the-ladies-room/ a humor blog about life as a new york mom Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:26:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: traci http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/my-morning-in-the-ladies-room/#comment-23206 traci Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:34:10 +0000 http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/?p=6205#comment-23206 You poor thing, helping a boy pee is beyond your scope of practice if you haven't potty trained one. Not to mention, slightly uncomfortable for you if he were to tell you 'My mom helps me hold *it* down'. Not that I would know anything about that. You poor thing, helping a boy pee is beyond your scope of practice if you haven’t potty trained one. Not to mention, slightly uncomfortable for you if he were to tell you ‘My mom helps me hold *it* down’. Not that I would know anything about that.

]]> By: Kate Coveny Hood http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/my-morning-in-the-ladies-room/#comment-23203 Kate Coveny Hood Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:30:07 +0000 http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/?p=6205#comment-23203 This made me laugh. When my twins were born, I already had my newborn boy experience at hand from baby number 1 - but I was perplexed as to why Eleanor managed to pee everywhere whenever I tried to change her diaper. I mean - the very first thing I did was place a new diaper over her front to catch any renegade newborn pee pee while I adjusted everything else. Took me a good three days to catch on to the different mechanics of baby girl pee pee direction. When your little boy is born - remember to immediately put the new diaper on top - then you can adjust the rest. Of course this is probably a more intuitive diapering practice...you know after the first time you get baby pee on your face. This made me laugh.

When my twins were born, I already had my newborn boy experience at hand from baby number 1 – but I was perplexed as to why Eleanor managed to pee everywhere whenever I tried to change her diaper. I mean – the very first thing I did was place a new diaper over her front to catch any renegade newborn pee pee while I adjusted everything else. Took me a good three days to catch on to the different mechanics of baby girl pee pee direction.

When your little boy is born – remember to immediately put the new diaper on top – then you can adjust the rest. Of course this is probably a more intuitive diapering practice…you know after the first time you get baby pee on your face.

]]> By: Princess of Power http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/my-morning-in-the-ladies-room/#comment-23199 Princess of Power Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:55:01 +0000 http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/?p=6205#comment-23199 Oh snap, this made me completely LOL. We have a little boy, nearly 4 months old, and I have wondered just how potty training will go... Oh snap, this made me completely LOL. We have a little boy, nearly 4 months old, and I have wondered just how potty training will go…

]]> By: Alecia http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/my-morning-in-the-ladies-room/#comment-23189 Alecia Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:29:19 +0000 http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/?p=6205#comment-23189 Ha ha, this totally could have happened to me too. I have no ideas how little boys pee. I guess I should probably look that one up, although who knows what Google will come back with on that search. :) Ha ha, this totally could have happened to me too. I have no ideas how little boys pee. I guess I should probably look that one up, although who knows what Google will come back with on that search. :)

]]> By: Aunt Marcia (Guess Whose?) http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/my-morning-in-the-ladies-room/#comment-23173 Aunt Marcia (Guess Whose?) Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:37:54 +0000 http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/?p=6205#comment-23173 I'm waiting for humans to evolve into having a pee hole (for females) in a more convenient place; so we don't have to find a bathroom to empty our bladders all the time. Men just whip it out and pee on a tree...if necessary. I spend my waking hours planning 'pee stops' for my daily excursions. I’m waiting for humans to evolve into having a pee hole (for females) in a more convenient place; so we don’t have to find a bathroom to empty our bladders all the time. Men just whip it out and pee on a tree…if necessary. I spend my waking hours planning ‘pee stops’ for my daily excursions.

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