It’s so hard to leave a baby, especially a new baby. Especially your first baby.
I remember leaving 2 month old Dylan with a babysitter when I went back to work and wanting to know everything. Like no detail was too small. When did she eat? What did she eat? Did she poop? Does she seem more like she is leaning Democrat or Republican?
And when I would come home, I would look at her little scrunched up old man face and think, “Oh my god, I love you too much.”
Which is why when one mom recently went back to work after maternity leave, she wanted regular updates from her husband on their baby Charlie.
And she got them. Sort of.
So she tried again…
Yeah, I don’t think that’s going to happen.
She serious now. But it doesn’t matter.
No word on whether dad got punched in the testicles. Of course, baby Charlie was okay. Probably taking a boring nap instead of hanging out at the Wildkatz strip joint.
The real question is – how can a guy who knows how to photoshop so well not know to charge his phone before it hits 1%.