messy memphis
When I take a trip (especially one involving two cities, a mini road extravaganza and two children), I’m always convinced that I’m going to leave my belongings somewhere.
So I wasn’t surprised when on our drive from Atlanta to Memphis, Rick turns to me and says, “Where are our DVD player and laptop?”
“They’re on the back seat,” I say with relief.
“That’s a problem. Because I also packed a laptop in the trunk,” Rick explains.
Oh. Unfortunately, that was one too many laptops.
Turns out, we inadvertently stole a computer from my friend Lanie’s house. Nothing says, “Thank you for letting us stay with you” like taking off with a family’s high tech gadget.
After committing robbery, we arrived in Memphis to see my super fabulous sister and brother-in-law. We had an awesome first day at the Memphis Zoo and then Dylan and Summer came down with the dreaded stomach flu.
Throughout the 12 hour, very messy ordeal I learned two things…
1. My sister has an unbelievable amount of extra bedding at her house. It’s like she’s somehow been anticipating an emergency need for six extra sets of sheets and comforters because of children who can’t quite direct their vomit into a bucket.
2. She is really the superstar sister of all time because she actually cleaned up my kids’ throw-up.
Of course there were no words to express my gratitude so I just gave her a new computer we had happened to acquire during our trip.
Either that, or we Fed-Ex’d it back to Atlanta.
On Sunday, it was hard to say goodbye…
(And yes, Dylan got married while in Memphis. Child brides are totally cool there.)
We only had to turn back once on the drive to the airport because we had, of course, forgotten to pack OUR laptop and DVD player. And when I say, “we,” I mean “Rick.” Not that we need to blame anyone here.
The only consolation prize to leaving Memphis… Cyndi Lauper was on our flight home.
I was hoping she would serenade the plane with “True Colors.” Honestly, it was the least she could have done after our whole stomach flu fiasco. But I think she pretty much just had a beverage and some peanuts like the rest of us. Why do celebrities have to be so ordinary sometimes.
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Sounds like a great trip minus the vomit! I can’t believe you didn’t make Rick ask her to sing! That would have been so cool. Hope everyone is feeling better!
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Uhg. Nothing says “Let’s do this again” like multiple vomit episodes. But I do like Dylan’s sox. Hope everyone feels better once you get home.
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look, there’s a recession. Your friends expect you to take stuff.
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Nothing says, “Thank you for letting us stay with you” like taking off with a family’s high tech gadget.
Sorry to quote half your post back to you, but that made me laugh like nothing else.
So you then stole half your sister’s bedding…Yes?
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your sister rules.
so does cyndi lauper.
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I guess it wouldn’t be a trip with little ones without a dose of vomit.
But if you want to bring me a laptop, you can come crash here any time!
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You did it again! I woke up hung over from a weekend of flyball in Gettysburg, and I am smiling through the pain….because we are one step closer to health care, and YOU made me laugh! Keep it coming Kelc !
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Your sister is amazing!
Also could you ask Dylan if I could borrow her veil next March?
Thanks!
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Child brides with two different colored socks. Don’t forget the two different colored socks for god’s sake!
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there is no shortage of adventure in your life!
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Next trip lets do without the stomach thing–perhaps New Orleans or Mexico would be better?
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Kelcey, it was so nice to meet you and your beautiful family this weekend. I am so sorry the girls got sick, but I appreciate your sense of humor about it all! You haven’t really lived until your kid has thrown up on you, right?? Hope we can visit again soon…
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Wow Cyndi Lauper ordinary…bet she doesn’t hear that one too often;)
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Doesn’t every bride hope for a stomach flu before her big day?! I’m sure Dylan was grateful to shed those last few pounds.
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Did Dylan ‘have to get married’? I hope it was at Graceland with an Elvis- Justice of the Peace.
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overall it sounds like a delightful trip. Next time I’m vacationing, could you pass on tips for how to acquire extra electronics- there are a few things we need…
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Your sister is a true rock star… we had that flu here and it was HORRIBLE. Love Summer’s mismatched socks. Certainly had Cindi seen them she would have broken out into song for sure.
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Thank God for sisters! Also, thank God the stomach flu hit while at a relative’s house and not a hotel. Whew. That was a close one!
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Holy Cow – what a trip! If that happened to me at my sis’s – I think I would have to clean her vomit. She’s lose it for sure LOL! What a nice sis you have
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