At 4 pm today, I found myself sitting in my car in front of Trader Joe’s listening to the radio waiting for the Anthony Weiner press conference to start.
I needed to go inside and shop BUT I really needed to hear what the Congressman had to say about allegations he sent a photo of his bulging jockeys via Twitter to a college student.
I gave up and went inside.
And there I was throwing turkey meatballs into the cart when a friend emailed to say, “He admitted everything. Scumbag.”
If only I had been buying pigs in a blanket at the time.
In the dairy aisle, I texted Rick, “What did he lie about exactly? It’s him, right? Anything else?”
And my husband texted back, “Explain later. Busy with kids.”
I texted him again, “You need to get your priorities in order.” Kids. My gosh. A congressman is going down in flames here and he’s worried about our offspring.
I finally got the scoop once I was back in the car and could listen to the radio. In a desperate bid to save his political career, Congressman Anthony Weiner admitted it.
Yes, he sent that photo of his bulging crotch to a college student. He really meant to send it as a private, direct message but mistakenly posted it for everyone to see. It’s so sad when our public officials don’t know how to use Twitter properly.
And when they are horn dogs.
He confessed to exchanging messages and photos of an explicit nature with about six women over the last three years. Some after he got married. But says he never had affairs with any of these women or even met them.
His wife wasn’t at the press conference. I think she had a work meeting to discuss her deep desire to KILL HER HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S SUCH A HORN DOG IDIOT.
Weiner is not resigning.
He was very apologetic for his destructive behavior. And seemed very sincere. But couldn’t really explain why he did it.
Turns out there might even be an x-rated photo out there of the Congressman.
Damn. With all these racy photos being dug up, I just wish he looked a little less like an accountant and a bit more like Bradley Cooper.