Well, you will all be relieved to know that Kim Kardashian has really made it.
Never mind her 5 million dollar a year salary. Or whatever it is. Money is not the true measure of success.
I know she has really infiltrated every crevice of the universe because my dad turned to me the other day and said, “So who is this Kim Kardashian? I see her name everywhere. And there seems to be more than one of her.”
So yes, between diaper changings and school pick-ups, I explained to my dad the difference between Kim, Khloe and the rest of the K crew.
Meanwhile, I’ve been so distressed over this season of “Project Runway,” which is too light on talent and too heavy on bangs. As a result of “Project Runway” fatigue, I have become obsessed with “The Rachel Zoe Project,” a reality show about the famous stylist. But now her assistant Brad (who is hilarious) has left the show. If you don’t watch, it’s as if Chuy left Chelsea Handler. Or if Carol left Mike Brady. Or if Mork left Mindy. That sort of thing.
And Bravo hasn’t decided on whether there will be a fourth season.
So I may have to spearhead a letter writing campaign to save “The Rachel Zoe Project.”
I did it for “Party of Five” and I’ll just have to summon the energy to do it again.
Because this is important styling shit.
Hey, maybe Matthew Fox could be Rachel Zoe’s new assistant? Just brainstorming here.
This post is so shallow that I have to think of something super important to write. Let’s talk about the midterm elections. Holy crap, are the Democrats in trouble? It’s going to be 1994 all over again. And then Obama better get that comeback kid Clinton on the phone and find out how to get re-elected before he is compared to Jimmy Carter for eternity.
I feel smarter now. A little political analysis can do that for me.
So let’s talk about Courteney Cox and David Arquette. They are separated? For real? Why does this make me sad?!
This is part of the statement they released…
“We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply.”
Umm… isn’t that the definition of a pretty awesome marriage? Maybe their expectations are too high.
Well, at least Jennifer Aniston has a wing woman now.