I mean, first of all I don’t know him. We just don’t run in the same circles. And he’s a decade my junior which means we might run out of things to talk about (Don’t think I haven’t learned a few things from the tragic love story of Madonna and Jesus Luz).
And maybe Tim Riggins doesn’t go for the married with two kids and pregnant thing. And my heart really belongs to Coach Taylor. So I’m not fooling myself into thinking that someday Riggins and I are going to have our shot. Let’s face it. We probably aren’t.
This I have come to accept.
But this I can not….
The girl who wouldn’t eat buffalo wings because she doesn’t eat buffalo?!
The girl who admitted that it’s difficult to master golf because her boobs get in the way?!
“They ended up talking all night and it’s gone from there. He’s very sweet and constantly tells Jessica she’s gorgeous.”
I just feel like a super hot, awesome actor like Riggins deserves someone of a somewhat higher caliber.
So to investigate this shocking news further, I went to my unnamed source (I’ll call him Rick)…
“Honey, Tim Riggins from “Friday Night Lights” might be dating Jessica Simpson! Isn’t that crazy?!”
“I like her.”
“What?! Why the hell would you like her?”
“She’s got a nice trashy thing going on.”
Ok I’m done with that unnamed source.
Thankfully, now more unnamed sources are saying Riggins and Simpson have never even met. Which is what I am choosing to believe.
P.S. If you think this post is shallow – you really should thank me because I could have written an entire blog about Summer’s stomach flu and how she puked all over my comforter, sheets, floor, boots (inside and out) and just about everywhere else. But that would have been nasty. And I love you all so much that I would never do that to you.
P.S.S. Thank you to E for inspiring this vomit free post.
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