I’m off to Blogher (a blogging conference) in Chicago this week. The blogosphere has reached near hysteria on what to wear. I’m thinking of just wearing a full nude Spanx body suit. It’s slimming and versatile and matches standard beige hotel carpeting. Look for me at the parties! (If you want to know what to wear if you’re NOT going to Blogher, read this.)
The thing about Blogher is that there are like a gazillion people there (or something close to that). So if you make some kind of egregious fashion choice like um… I don’t know… a a full nude Spanx body suit that matches beige carpeting, you can simply ditch your new blog friends, dash up to your hotel room, change and rustle up some new friends at the next Break-Out Session!
If you’re going, I really hope you’ll come to our humor panel (Dying is Easy, ROTFLMAO Comedy is Hard) on Saturday at 3 pm. It’s going to be me, Anna from Life Just Keeps Getting Weirder, Deb from Deb on the Rocks, Jenny from The Bloggess, Jessica from Bernthis and Wendi from Wendi Aarons.
I can’t think of one reason why you wouldn’t attend. I mean, unless there was some celebrity fashion guru three rooms down or something.
Yes, Tim Gunn is seriously available at the EXACT SAME TIME at the Tide & Bounce Laundry Lounge.
Whatever. The guy is so overrated. And by “overrated” I mean “I worship him.” Plus, my husband interviewed him once and says he’s totally nice. Like would it have killed the guy to be a jerk?
And of course, I am desperately waiting for the return of “Project Runway.” I am about to hang myself by a thread watching the dismal knock-off, “The Fashion Show.” Seriously, am I the only pathetic viewer left? Why am I always watching shows that everyone else has completely abandoned?!
Oh if only they had booked Isaac Mizrahi to be in that sultry laundry lounge.
But listen to me, all my lady blog goddesses out there – you don’t need Tim Gunn. Not. This. Saturday.
Because any of us on the humor panel will gladly do a fashion critique and tell you to pull out the scrunchie and get rid of the panty hose how much we adore your wedge shoes and cute top. Seriously, you look fabulous.