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Apr
24
2013

I’m really irritated with actress Reese Witherspoon.

You would think at a time when we are still all reeling from the Boston terror attack, the deadly Texas explosion, a Senate that seems to have zero willpower, a President who can’t seem to make a deal in his 2nd term (how about some old fashioned arm twisting), drastic across the board budget cuts that are causing air delays and other problems, a fake tweet that caused the stock market to plunge 143 points, a Jodi Arias trial that never seems to end, and a show staring Ryan Lochte where he apparently refers to his “entourage” as his “Lochterage”….

That at least Witherspoon would be a beacon of dignity and light in this crazy, messed up world.

But no.

After her husband Jim Toth was pulled over for a DUI, this is what she had to say to the officer…

Witherspoon: “Do you know my name?”

Trooper First Class James Pyland: “No, I don’t need to know your name — right now.”

Witherspoon: “You’re about to find out who I am.”

Really Miss Sweet Home Alabama?! The celebrity card?! Josh Lucas must be so disappointed.  I thought Reese was better than that.  Even though I’ve never met her or known anyone who has met her or even had a dream where I’ve met her.  But somehow she just seemed nice.

Sweet Home Alabama is one of my all time fave movies and now I will have to watch it under the dark shadow of celebrity entitlement.

I’ve watched a few old movies lately like About Last Night starring Rob Lowe who is super hot and Demi Moore who wears really big sweaters.

I have watched this cheesy but somehow addictive movie like a million times and I still don’t get this quote at the end…

Demi Moore: “Maybe we were just too naive.”

Rob Lowe: “Maybe we knew too much. – That, too.”

Demi: “But how can you be against freedom? Freedom’s good.”

Rob: “You have to believe in something.”

Demi: “I want you to know that when we were together … I was really happy.”

What the heck are they talking about?! What does freedom have to do with being naive but somehow also knowing too much in a relationship. Honestly, it sounds like something Ryan Lochte would tweet to his million plus followers.

Always reach for the moon cuz if u slip up u will still be a star!! #Jeah

That’s a real Lochte tweet.


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