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Feb
12
2015

Did you hear that Katy Perry and Kelly Osbourne are pregnant?

The Twitter universe spotted a slight belly on Katy Perry at the Grammy’s and oh my gosh, she even touched her stomach!

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Obviously PREGGERS.

And Kelly is apparently with child too!

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Just like Jennifer Aniston has been pregnant 500 times!

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I have a thought. Maybe she’s not pregnant – since I’ve never seen her with 500 kids.  Maybe the elastic on her spanks got a little stretched out. Maybe she had her period.  Maybe she was slouching in an unflattering way. Maybe she was bloated. Maybe it wasn’t the best dress for her. Maybe she had one too many tacos for dinner because they were AMAZING or maybe like most of us, she doesn’t have a washboard stomach.

It would be super fabulous if we didn’t assume every female celebrity is pregnant just because they haven’t been on a juice cleanse for six days.

And if all these female celebs are pregnant, then I guess Russell Crowe is too…

Russell Crowe pregnant

And so is Jason Biggs…

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And Clint Eastwood…

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They all have the cutest baby bumps! I wonder if they are discussing baby names yet?!

Back in October, actress Jennifer Garner read about her baby bump in the tabloids.

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And she confirmed on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that there was indeed a baby bump.

“I am not pregnant, but I’ve had three kids and there is a ‘bump.’ From now on ladies, I will have a ‘bump’ and it will be my ‘baby bump’ and let’s just all settle in and get used to it, it’s not going anywhere.”

Yup, you tell them Jennifer.

Here’s how you can tell if a celebrity is really pregnant. Their bellies will get bigger and bigger until a baby comes out. When you see a photo of an adorable baby on Instagram with an unusual name like Toyota or Pomegranate or Sunshine Mania, then the celeb was indeed pregnant.

Editor’s Note:

At the time this post was published, none of the following people are actually pregnant:

Katy Perry
Kelly Osbourne
Jennifer Aniston
Russell Crowe
Jason Biggs
Clint Eastwood
Jennifer Garner


5 Responses to everyone is pregnant! or maybe just bloated.

  • MN Mama says:

    Seriously….. I am so grateful I am not famous. Thankful for people Jennifer Garner who are honest about how bodies change.

  • Jen says:

    Timely post Kelcey – laila pulled up my shirt yesterday and told me I was having another baby. And I WAS on a cleanse. I guess I’ll always have my baby bump too!

  • Mary Clare says:

    Love Jennifer Garner’s response. I’ll take that over the “The pounds just melted away after my baby was born” celebrity quotes in the “Best post-baby bikini bodies” type magazine articles.


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