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Rick sent his wife Kelcey this email…

One day I envision getting a bigger flat screen TV for our living room.
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Kelcey wrote this in response….

One day I envision a world where my children don’t argue and my 3-year-old doesn’t stay up until 10 pm and dishes are magically washed and everyone wears clothes without making them dirty so they can just put them right back in their dressers.
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And Rick responded…

Perfect.
One day I envision that on our giant new television, you will stop recording shows on non-HD channels.
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And Kelcey wrote…

Yeah maybe. And I envision you sitting down with me to watch “Sweet Home Alabama” so we can appreciate the magical chemistry of Josh Lucas and Reese Witherspoon and recite our favorite lines. Here I’ll go first. “What do you want to marry me for anyhow?” “So I can kiss you anytime I want.” Your turn.

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And Rick wrote…

I envision a world where I know what the hell you are talking about.

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And Kelcey wrote…

Or here’s another one… “Look at you, you have a baby… In a bar.” Your turn.

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And Rick wrote…

I envision a world in which you stop doing this.

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And Kelcey wrote…

“I can’t control her, any more than I can control the weather.” Your turn again.

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And Rick wrote…

Seriously, if you stop, I won’t bring up that HD thing again.

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And Kelcey wrote…

You’re not that good at this game. I envision a world where I try to appreciate HD more if you appreciate the artistic talents of Josh Lucas more.

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And Rick wrote…

That’s not going to happen. I envision a world in which we watch the next Superbowl on our new giant TV.

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And Kelcey wrote…

I envision us watching the next Superbowl on our current TV as long as Coach Taylor is coaching and Tim Riggins is playing.

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And Rick wrote…

They aren’t coaching or playing. Mostly because those people don’t actually exist. They are characters on “Friday Night Lights.” I’ve explained this before.

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And Kelcey wrote…

This is why I have trouble getting into football. Do you wish “Party of Five” was still on the air?

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Rick wrote…

No, I don’t.

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Kelcey wrote…

What about “Wings?” That was a great show. Do you miss “Wings?”

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Rick wrote…

No, I don’t.

I gotta go. I’ll talk to you later. Love you.

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Kelcey wrote…

Love you too. But spend some time thinking about “Wings.”

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Rick wrote…

Absolutely. Spend some time thinking about that new TV.

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Kelcey wrote…

Absolutely.


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