“I’m sure you’re not alone! There are probably a lot of women out there who wish they look like Beyoncé,” he replies.
“Seriously? That’s your response? Do you want to try again?” I ask.
“You look exactly like Beyoncé!” he says.
“I’m a pregnant, 40 something white girl. I don’t look anything like her. Try one more time. I know you can do this.”
“I think you are as gorgeous as Beyoncé.”
“Oh that’s sweet. Thanks honey.”
mama bird notes:
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