So my kids asked for a dog.
And I said, well, I like dogs except when we had one she needed a personal trainer to run her five miles a day, she was on antidepressants, she was training to be a super model or something because she refused to eat and she once attacked a one armed jogger which was extremely unfortunate.
So my kids asked for a fish.
But I told them that it makes me sad to watch them swim around in circles.
So they asked for a bunny.
But we have four zillion bunnies (or at least 3) living in our yard and that seems like enough bunnies for one residence.
So they asked for a cat.
But I said no because I knew I would end up with the only cat that needed a personal trainer.
But if you already own a cat, you might want to check out Animal Planet’s TV show “My Cat From Hell.” These are some seriously feisty cats. Check out this video…
In the show, cat behaviorist Jackson Galaxy will apparently transform these spirited pets into nice docile animals.
But I’m still not getting one.
Please tell my kids.
This post has been sponsored by Animal Planet but all thoughts are my own.