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Are you on the hunt to find out the sex of Marie’s baby? If yes, keep moving to Psychicgeek.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about… my post is below.

We headed to Rick’s Camp Harlam reunion this weekend. This is kind of how it went…

“Rick, so good to see you…”

“Rick-eeeee, my god, it’s been forever…”

“Rick, how the hell are you buddy…”

Repeat those phrases, in any order, about 8,000 times.

There were some very bored spouses. Like this guy…

But not me. I wasn’t bored. I had work to do. Like track down Rick’s exes. First, I found Tracy Gross. She was cute and nice. Tracy didn’t seem like she wanted to rumble at all for my man, which was a bit disappointing. Apparently, she is married with a son and a whole happy life.

Rick + Tracy (True Love Forever) dated for a camp summer. Here they are now…

And back in the romantic day…

And I found another hubby ex…. Missy Frankel. This is Rick’s first love. I had heard so much about this girl that she seemed like a celebrity to me. So I immediately snapped a photo of her which she definitely thought was kind of weird. I can confirm this because she said, “that was kind of weird.” See what I mean? Not hard to interpret that.

She, too, was very sweet and had absolutely no interest in cat fighting for Rick. Come on ladies! I thought we were going to rock this reunion! This Color War is so on. Or so not.

I finally lost track of Rick in the sea of cute and maybe-once-cute Jewish boys and focused on the food. After 16 cookies…

I was nauseous and ready to go home. And a speedy hour and a half later, Rick was too.

Meanwhile, our girls had a blast with Rick’s parents. I saw many photos of Dylan once again wearing nothing but my body hugging, belly sucking underwear, pulled up to her armpits, and my high heels. Completely awesome because it wasn’t enough that my babysitter saw it. Now my in-laws have gotten a close-up glimpse of my secret undergarments too.

So I asked my VERY BEAUTIFUL AND GENEROUS mother-in-law to PLEASE not email out the pictures.

She won’t do it… right?

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Maidenform was absolutely the most popular giveaway we’ve had on the mama bird diaries. The big winner is Queen Goob. Yahoo Maidenform! Yahoo Queen Goob!

Another giveaway coming later this week mamas.

29 Responses to attention campers

  • Abby Siegel says:

    First off, that Tracy girl looks just like you (but you are cuter). Secondly, did you find a nice and cute Jewish boy for me or what???? Just broke up with a gentile so I'm ready for one of my peeps. πŸ™‚

  • Lanie says:

    How exactly does a Color War work? Maybe the problem was that you were not wearing purple or whatever the right color is (perhaps you shoud have consulted Dylan before getting dressed. . .). πŸ™‚

  • Jessi says:

    Don't you love meeting people whom you know all about, but yet, they know nothing about you or why you are interested in taking their picture for your "celebrity" photo album?

  • Denise says:

    Wow! You are really quite the trooper. Thank goodness my hubby isn't requesting we attend any camp reunions, well that's because we never went to camp. Seriously, camp reunion?

  • Becky says:

    I love the old camp picture of your husband and that hussy. Er I mean Tracy. πŸ™‚

    Brings me back to my days at Camp Shalom.

    Really, there is nothing like a good Jewish Camp!

  • Daphne says:

    Not for nothing, but that little Ricky is hot and I just don't know that I could have resisted a little Camp Harlem bush-time with him. Want to fight me?

  • mp says:

    I'm actually "friendly" w/ my husbands real exwife.. not just an ex gfriend. So I've seen the pictures..the result of sex : stepson..

    And she and I talk almost everyday. Now THAT is weird


  • Jennifer H says:

    You're hotter than both of them. Even with a cookie in your mouth.

    I'm disappointed that there aren't any rumble photos. Do either of you have a high school reunion coming up?

  • Madmad says:

    Oh, you could totally kick their a**es, doncha think? And hey – can I borrow that dress? Maybe your hair, too? While you're at it, the face? I have MY reunion coming up…

  • Queen Goob says:

    ….sorry I'm late (she says breathing heavily) the geek-police are chasing me!

    THANKS for the win!!! I really needed that "lift". I popped off an e-mail this morning.

  • Milena says:

    Listen, no interest in fighting you for your guy since I'm happily married but, a girl has eyes and let me repeat what I said back in the day… one hot cabana boy your Rick is. And, you should have no worries ever Kelcey. None of these girls holds a candle to you in the looks department. They were cute THEN is all I'm saying. BTW, you didn't tell these women that you have a blog did you?

  • Allison T. says:

    Thank you Rick for prompting me to look up my old camp (Camp Claire in Old Lyme, CT) online. And very much to my surprise I found a SWEET picture of me with some rockin' Flock of Seagulls/Desperately Seeking Susan hair. And a whole lot of boys wearing that same hat Rick is wearing. Man, I wish we had reunions, too!

  • Loraine says:

    My husband isn't the jealous type- mostly. But one of my exes is still a friend of mine, and though he doesn't mind when we hang out (complicated- and he screwed up horrifically and has no chance with me ever and knows it), my honey still has to talk trash about him. Well, it's kind of hard NOT to talk trash about someone who spends 50% of his time (no exaggeration) playing Guitar Hero…

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