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We headed to Rick’s Camp Harlam reunion this weekend. This is kind of how it went…
“Rick, so good to see you…”
“Rick-eeeee, my god, it’s been forever…”
“Rick, how the hell are you buddy…”
Repeat those phrases, in any order, about 8,000 times.
There were some very bored spouses. Like this guy…
But not me. I wasn’t bored. I had work to do. Like track down Rick’s exes. First, I found Tracy Gross. She was cute and nice. Tracy didn’t seem like she wanted to rumble at all for my man, which was a bit disappointing. Apparently, she is married with a son and a whole happy life.
Rick + Tracy (True Love Forever) dated for a camp summer. Here they are now…
And back in the romantic day…
And I found another hubby ex…. Missy Frankel. This is Rick’s first love. I had heard so much about this girl that she seemed like a celebrity to me. So I immediately snapped a photo of her which she definitely thought was kind of weird. I can confirm this because she said, “that was kind of weird.” See what I mean? Not hard to interpret that.
She, too, was very sweet and had absolutely no interest in cat fighting for Rick. Come on ladies! I thought we were going to rock this reunion! This Color War is so on. Or so not.
I finally lost track of Rick in the sea of cute and maybe-once-cute Jewish boys and focused on the food. After 16 cookies…
I was nauseous and ready to go home. And a speedy hour and a half later, Rick was too.
Meanwhile, our girls had a blast with Rick’s parents. I saw many photos of Dylan once again wearing nothing but my body hugging, belly sucking underwear, pulled up to her armpits, and my high heels. Completely awesome because it wasn’t enough that my babysitter saw it. Now my in-laws have gotten a close-up glimpse of my secret undergarments too.
So I asked my VERY BEAUTIFUL AND GENEROUS mother-in-law to PLEASE not email out the pictures.
She won’t do it… right?
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