There are pros and cons to working inside the home. Is that what we are calling it these days? This job where I am a personal assistant to four children.
Anyway, one of the perks is that you’re there.
When big stuff happens.
So you can imagine my delight when a few days ago, I was in the living room and I heard my babysitter and my daughter Dylan scream out, “Chase just walked!! He took a few steps!! He walked!!!”
I dash into the dining room, and he’s just sitting there. Looking at me like he did absolutely nothing. Like my sitter and Dylan are a couple of liars.
So much for being there when big stuff happens.
And the next day, he allegedly does it again. Except this time it’s a different sitter who sees him take a couple steps.
Grilled cheesus on a cracker this is pissing me off.
Finally, finally, I witness it for myself.
And now so do you.
So here’s Chase….
Okay, never mind.