I receive a lot of important emails in my inbox every day. And of course, I try to take the time to read each one thoroughly.
For example, I got an email from “In Touch” magazine letting me know the insanely heartbreaking news that Hailey is dumping her boyfriend, Jon Gosselin. You know, the guy who has 8 kids.
Amazingly enough, it isn’t the 8 future step kids or enraged soon-to-be-ex-wife that has soured Hailey on Jon.
She is just tired of her boyfriend cavorting with bikini clad women.
Frankly, I think it’s a bit short sighted. She should really hang in there until she gets her own reality show. Or at least a solid booking to appear on “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.”
So here I am, really torn up about the Hailey’s future and how she’s clearly sabotaging her TV career when I see the latest breaking news from E! that the couple is still very much in love.
If fact, they are spending time together in Pennsylvania.
Ah… sweet, new love. It’s so romantic.
By the way, I’ve never understood the lure of “Jon and Kate, plus 8.”
Other than the obvious fact that we’d all love our name to rhyme with the number of kids we have. Like if my name was Sue, my family could be Rick and Sue, plus two. That would be so fun. So that, I totally get.
But I don’t get who is actually watching this show.
Because if you have kids and you’ve finally gotten them to bed (after multiple books, songs, trips to the bathroom, one more sip of water, another kiss, another hug and please just one more song), then why would you turn on the TV to watch someone else’s crying, whining children?! Didn’t you just get rid of yours?
And if you don’t have kids, wouldn’t all those sextuplets be even more tedious and annoying to watch?
So back to Hailey and Jon….
I guess “In Touch” just got it completely wrong when it reported the lovebirds had split.
Which makes me think maybe I should unsubscribe from the magazine’s email alerts.
Except what if Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden’s relationship hits a rough patch? I’d hate to be the last to know.