So Mayberry Mom and I were recently emailing about which Presidents we’d be willing to hook up with. No, not sex. Do we look like that easy?!
Just like first or second base.
It all started because Mayberry Mom commented on my last post that she’d had a Monica Lewinsky sighting and well, you understand how we quickly got to the issue of presidential hook-ups.
I always felt a little sorry for Monica Lewinsky because if given the chance to mug down with a President, would you really say no?
Mayberry Mom and I both agreed that we would go for it with Obama.
But George W. Bush? Absolutely not.
I mean, if given the opportunity, I’d probably try to make myself kiss W. just so I could casually mention, “I made out with the President,” in conversations with other moms at preschool pickup. But honestly, I know in the end I couldn’t stomach it. I just can’t kiss a guy with such poor syntax.
The first George Bush? Hell no.
Bill Clinton? I don’t think so. That guy is too easy.
Jimmy Carter? Too peanuty.
Back in 1992, never-going-to-be-president Al Gore might have been worthy of a hook-up. I worked on the Clinton-Gore campaign and Gore had a tendency to wear his pants kind of snug, which isn’t exactly my thing but I’m sure it was a real crowd pleaser and he looked pretty good for a politician.
As for my husband Rick, he would totally make out with 2012 presidential-wannabe Sarah Palin. He wouldn’t fly to Alaska for the chance. But but you know, if she was out hunting or fishing or turkey killing in the West Village and they just happened to run into each other…
Hillary Clinton? Well, depends on the pantsuit.
While I’m writing this, my husband is vehemently shaking his head no to Hillary but I’m telling you, he shouldn’t be so closed minded. A make out session with a Secretary of State is something you can really brag about on your Facebook profile.
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kelcey kintner
very discerning taste… 🙂
I too was a huge Al Gore fan and back in the day, if little or (big, who knows) Al wanted me, he’d have gotten me.
I’m laughing!!! I’m all for Obama! Although I am not “easy”, I think it would only take a few minutes of smooth talking by Bill. 😉
I am a Kennedy girl, myself and sorry…Hilary is a no-go
Let’s just it clear Kelcey. There’s making out and there’s making out. What Monica did was not strictly making out…you know. That just puts a whole new slant about who I would and would not do it with…
I don’t think I even dare entertain such hook up thoughts – I am confident that our beautiful First Lady would do some serious butt kicking on anyone that dares cast an inappropriate look at her darling hubby. Besides, I’m still stuck your last post about the Sexiest Man Alive. Hugh Jackman, hmmmmmmm.
If mug down means kiss, then yes. If mug down means go down and requires my blue dress to be dry cleaned but then stashed away for time memorial…then uh uh – no way sister. I’m with you on Obama, and Gore, and of course JFK.
You’re crazy — Clinton was SO kissable!
Definitely Obama!
Definitely Obama AND Clinton (Bill)! Maybe Gore.
they all have WAY too much ego for me!
Terra has a good point about the egos. But as long as we were all clear it was a one-time kind of deal…
Yes, but would you kiss Sara Palin? LOL!
Okay, yeah, duh, of course Obama. Clinton in the early years. Think of all the homely ones between Clinton and Kennedy. What a wasteland.
I’ve always fantasized about getting freaky with Warren G. Harding.
Hillary??? Are you serious? Last time Hillary saw some action, Monica Lewinsky was in diapers. Definite pass on the anhydrous Secretary.
Obama. All he has to do is speak a little….smile…I’d have to be sure there were no cigars in arm’s reach however. I’m not THAT down with him….or am I? Hmmm…..LOL I’m a Bern fan myself.
“too peanuty”! OMG cry laughing.
I couldn’t make out with W. I’m sorry.
Obama! Well now THAT’s another story. But I also like Michelle too much and am sorta scared of Michelle that I would settle on being Obama’s BFF. I mean I already AM but ya know?
I would do Obama in a heartbeat. And I don’t just mean first base. Is that disrepectful toward my President? No. Maybe just to the first lady.
Mug Down?? Is that what you crazy kids call it these days??
What attracts me to Obama the most would be how he treats and is totally in love with Michelle. I think that’s how we all want our husbands to feel about us. And Kennedy, totally!
You’re totally Hilary’s type.
Bill Clinton made me weak in the knees the first time I saw him in person. He was surrounded by Kennedys (including John Jr.) and I must say, I was blinded to everyone else but Bill. It was a hallelujah moment of lust.
And one more thing… PLEASE let’s keep Obama’s focus away from whatever tricks he’s got in his pants. I will be angry at any woman who goes near there (besides the wife, of course)
I can’t think of any president I’d make out with – it sort of seems like making out with the principal. When they were presidential candidates, sure – John Edwards before his affair, Obama before he was elected – but then they get elected and they’re all official and it’s just no longer hot.
I’d like to know if there’s anyone out there who would’ve made out with poor Mr. Nixon. Just sort of makes me feel bad for the guy.
It’s amazing how it depends what category of people are on a sex list where the criteria is “if you can stomach it”. LOL!
Hello. Al Gore…flat out.
I’d totally hook up with any and all Clintons.
There’s just no such thing as “too peanutty,” be it creamy or super-chunk.
And they have not made the pantsuit that moves Hillary out of the same category as Carrot Top.
I think we’re overlooking a big Presidential hottie here, though:
Um, hello? Andrew Jackson? Have you seen that hair, girls? That rock-hard jawline? Mrrreow.
What? We’re ruling out the dead guys? Oh.
Got it.
Yeah, can’t go there with you on any of them…Hmmm….nope, I got nuthin’
Rick is right – it’s a no-go with bubble butt.
Are we talking presidents only? Because Dan Quayle was kind of cute…
Hahaha! I never thought about making out with a president. Maybe it’s the power suit that turns me off … I’m more of a jeans kind of gal.
Best Valentine’s post ever.
Sometimes I worry about you, dear… 🙂
I never did get the sex appeal thing with Bill Clinton. Obama, though…that man makes things like health care and job creation look sexy.
Bill Clinton melts my butter. Obama – one of the most attractive, elegant men I’ve seen in a long time. YES!
yea, i don’t know. i think GWB is kinda cute, in a southern Texas sort of way. he might be my first pick! Obama’s ears are too floppy
I shook hands with Hillary once – she was awfully nice. But…no, I don’t think so.
I’m feeling all lovey now. In law school, we ended every political discussion with ‘yeah, but which one would you sleep with?’ One night you had to choose between Lieberman (sp?) and Edwards. Yikes.
No way would I go up against Michelle Obama. Smart and tough–I’m cowering already! You are one brave chicky.
It all comes under the heading of ‘celebrity fucking’ and I’d rather be the ‘celebrity’ and the object of other people’s fantasies and desires. I ‘made the list’ in my crazy past young life….and it was a lot of fun.
Are you just talking about kissing? Great post!
Jimmy Carter? Too peanuty.
HILARIOUS!
And for the record, I would totally go all the way with Al Gore. He should have been president, therefore qualifies by default.
I’d totally get with G.W.B. He’s way cuter than Obama, but his Dad not-so-much. Haha. Obama has a really smug look that I just hate about him. Are we talking about living presidents, because if not then Reagan. Totally. ;P In his young days. Bill Clinton was pretty cute, too. lol 😛