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	<title>the mama bird diaries</title>
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	<description>a humor blog about life as a new york mom</description>
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		<title>my husband&#8217;s aha! moment (inspired i&#8217;m sure by oprah)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rick turned to me the other day and said, "Did I tell you about the really positive, life altering change I made in my life?"

Well, no honey, between our discussions about which day is garbage day vs. recycling day and why we have so many damn packages of turkey bacon in our freezer, you have never mentioned an incredible, life altering change.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/my-husbands-aha-moment-inspired-im-sure-by-oprah/</link>
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		<title>sesame street live: when elmo grows up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was recently invited to the opening night of Sesame Street Live: When Elmo Grows up at Madison Square Garden. And by &#8220;opening night,&#8221; I mean, 11 am. This is for the toddler set after all. I was quite relieved to find out that Elmo hadn&#8217;t turned into a 46 year-old adult overnight. He&#8217;s still [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/drooling-over-this/sesame-street-live-when-elmo-grows-up/</link>
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		<title>if i can&#8217;t have you taylor kitsch, no one can. especially not her.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok look. I get it. Chances are I'm not going to be with Taylor Kitsch (better known as Tim Riggins or #33 of Friday Night Lights fame).

I mean, first of all I don't know him. We just don't run in the same circles. ]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/if-i-cant-have-you-taylor-kitsch-no-one-can-especially-not-her/</link>
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		<title>my morning in the ladies&#8217; room</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So we bound off to the Ladies' room and that's when I realize that I have no idea how a little boy pees. Should I text a friend? Wing it? Ask him?

"Do you pee sitting down?" I ask this 3 year-old.

He nods his head yes. Excellent. I thought so.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/my-morning-in-the-ladies-room/</link>
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		<title>if you are looking for a little peace and quiet, don&#8217;t watch the grammy awards with my dad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok sit back, put on your super fresh tuxedo, your Nike dunks and your 3D glasses and enjoy a Grammys recap (brought to you by my dad's commentary throughout the awards show). Oh wait, you don't have 3D glasses? Me neither. Well, this post might be a little blurry.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/if-you-are-looking-for-a-little-peace-and-quiet-dont-watch-the-grammy-awards-with-my-dad/</link>
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		<title>confessions of a lost addict</title>
		<description><![CDATA[By Contributing Mama Daphne Biener
I’ve been working at this unplugged tree-hugger persona of mine for a little too long to admit it, but I have to come clean:  I am addicted to &#8220;Lost.&#8221;
And by &#8220;Lost&#8221; I do mean the television show, and not that ‘coming out of the supermarket and hanging around looking busy until [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/contributing-mamas/confessions-of-a-lost-addict/</link>
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		<title>i live with an apple addict</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night my husband turned to me and said, "Do you want to see the latest Apple product that I will soon want to buy?"

And by "soon," my husband means, "immediately."

"Is it an iHouse? Because unless Apple makes a 4 bedroom house, close to town with a nice backyard, I'm not really interested." Did I mention that we are only renting and our lease is up soon and well, we could really use a place to live?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/i-live-with-an-apple-addict/</link>
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		<title>if you don&#8217;t feel like watching president obama&#8217;s state of the union address, you can just read this&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[President Obama is set to give his State of the Union address tonight and I thought I'd give you a little preview of what he plans to cover.

1. President Obama will talk about the economy, creating jobs, our deficit, health care, blah blah blah.

2. Then Obama will address the very real and very serious problem of "Olympic Longing." ]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/if-you-dont-feel-like-watching-president-obamas-state-of-the-union-you-can-just-read-this/</link>
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		<title>we did something</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last month, I went on Scary Mommy's website and saw this.

I know. The reality of life with kids can be pretty gross, right?

So, of course, since then I've been looking for a way to gross out my readers too!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/we-did-something/</link>
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		<title>we can&#8217;t just sit around and do nothing.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am shamelessly stealing this idea from OHmommy who recently raised money for the earthquake victims of Haiti. Brilliant ideas are totally worth copying.

For every comment on this post, I will donate $1 to help the Haitian people. I have to cap it at $200. But I want to give more. So I asked two amazing businesses, Baby Star and Yogamat Boutique if they would partner with me in this cause. ]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/we-cant-just-sit-around-and-do-nothing/</link>
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