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	<description>a humor blog about life as a new york mom</description>
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		<title>do i have a favorite twin?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone recently pointed out to me that this blog is a bit Harlowe heavy and a little Chase light.

But I really don't think I favor one twin over the other. It's not like I'm out partying like a rock star with one of them.]]></description>
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		<title>the circle of toupees</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not long ago my father-in-law took off this toupee. And now 3 month-old Harlowe seems to be in the market for one&#8230; As long as Dylan is willing to share some of her golden locks. mama bird notes: I am lucky enough to be included in the new anthology, &#8220;From the Heart: A Collection of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>things i wish i didn&#8217;t know</title>
		<description><![CDATA["We filled your cup with water from the toilet," proclaimed Dylan.

"What?" I said. "You put water from the toilet bowl in my cup!!!?! That's disgusting. You NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER take water from the toilet bowl. You could get very sick. Oh my gosh -  I drank from that cup all day."]]></description>
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		<title>the road not taken to paris</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I never did abandon my four children and go to Paris.

I heard it's terribly hot there in August anyway.

And who needs a fresh croissant oozing with melted chocolate? Never mind.

Here in New York, I may be turning an ever so slight corner. ]]></description>
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		<title>babies can&#8217;t dress themselves</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have this relative who is absolutely lovely but not exactly fashion forward.

She has a pension for wearing her shirt tucked in - with her skirt or pants or shorts hiked up a bit too high.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/babies-cant-dress-themselves/</link>
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		<title>some restaurants come and go but hibachi is forever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I'm pretty hibachi obsessed. Something about the sauces and the sodium and way grown adults fling themselves all over the table trying to catch a piece of flying shrimp. There really is no superior dining experience.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/some-restaurants-come-and-go-but-hibachi-is-forever/</link>
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		<title>searching for a sitter&#8230; again.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So we are back to interviewing potential babysitters. I don't think of these so much as interviews but rather 20 minutes of free child care. "Hi. Great to meet you. Come in. Sit down. Hold a baby. Tell us a little about yourself."]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/searching-for-a-sitter-again/</link>
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		<title>the two things i learned during our visit to the jersey shore</title>
		<description><![CDATA[the two things i learned during our visit to the jersey shore]]></description>
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		<title>home alone with four kids</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On Saturday, I found myself facing six hours all alone with my four children. Rick was at work. My mom (who usually helps me) was in Memphis.

So it was just me staring at 11 week old twins, a 3 1/2 year-old and an almost 6 year-old.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/the-mamabird-diaries/home-alone-with-four-kids/</link>
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		<title>how my daughter almost became a rockette</title>
		<description><![CDATA[By Contributing Mama Jordana Bales This week, I had the opportunity to check out Christmas in August at Rockefeller Center. My girls enjoyed the tour and posing with the Rockettes&#8230; What? That&#8217;s not a Rockette?! I thought she was a little too quiet. Okay, here are the real Rockettes&#8230; At lunch, I was all set [...]]]></description>
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