http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/contributing-mamas/my-pregnant-body-is-not-a-wonderland/ a humor blog about life as a new york mom Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:24:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/contributing-mamas/my-pregnant-body-is-not-a-wonderland/#comment-696 Daphne Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:23:08 +0000 http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/?p=386#comment-696 I have a new love....Canola oil! I rub it here, I rub it there, on the kids, on the mama. Not only are the itchies gone, but we smell a bit like an Italian feast waiting to happen! I have a new love….Canola oil! I rub it here, I rub it there, on the kids, on the mama. Not only are the itchies gone, but we smell a bit like an Italian feast waiting to happen!

]]> http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/contributing-mamas/my-pregnant-body-is-not-a-wonderland/#comment-694 Aunt Marcia Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:54:44 +0000 http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/?p=386#comment-694 You can always hire a surrogate to carry the fetus to term. It's still your recipe; you're just using someone else's oven. Of course you can't control the oven's 'intake' of food/water/air....but you can hope for the best for 9 months..I'm looking forward to #2. See you in May/June...Love, A.M. You can always hire a surrogate to carry the fetus to term. It's still your recipe; you're just using someone else's oven. Of course you can't control the oven's 'intake' of food/water/air….but you can hope for the best for 9 months..I'm looking forward to #2. See you in May/June…Love, A.M.

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